"New!" Laozhabor's Rap (MV Version)

-=性教育=-(废Version)

Phua Chu Kang Teaching Sex Education

-Phua Chu Kang explaining sex education to Chu Beng's son(Aloy)

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

*****TheEnd*****

一个富有含义的故事

"妳的傻，卻誤了妳一生!"

有位女人，家庭很幸福，不但生活富裕，先生也很疼愛她。

有一天，她認識了一位年輕人，這年輕人的甜言蜜語使她心動了，

兩人發生不正常的感情。

後來年輕人對她說：「偷偷摸摸的不自由，我們乾脆離開家鄉，

到新天地建立屬於我們的家。」女人聽了覺得很有道理。

就趁先生外出時，拿了家裡所有最值錢的財物，到港口與年輕人會合。

年輕人說：「妳先把東西給我，等我運到對岸再回來載妳，要不然被抓到就不堪設想。」

女人也認為有理，就把所有財寶交給他，自己留在原地等待。

沒想到，一天、兩天、三天過去了，年輕人就這樣一去不回。

她又餓又冷，可是不敢回去，實在萬般無奈。

突然，她看到一隻狼狗銜著一隻鳥從她面前跑過去，那隻鳥還在奮力掙扎。

狼狗跑到水邊，看到水中有一條魚，就把鳥放下，要去咬魚；

結果魚游走了，鳥也飛走了。

女人看了，忍不住笑說：「這隻狼狗真傻，已有一隻這麼好的鳥，居然放棄而去咬魚，結果鳥和魚都得不到，真是傻啊！」

狼狗回頭說：「我的傻，只不過讓我挨一頓餓；妳的傻，卻誤了妳一生！」

此時這愚癡的女人才如夢初醒，懊悔地說：「我居然為了那種人，放棄愛我的先生及穩定的家庭，毀了一生幸福，這都是貪慾害的啊！」

凡夫總是縱心所欲，雖有短暫的快樂，終究會害了自己。

日常生活中難免會遇到一些境界而心動，但是要趕緊提起正念化解貪欲，才不會一時迷失而招來無盡的煩惱折磨。

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原來有些狼狗是會說話的……

66个欠扁废问答题!你能对几题呢?

问1：人在什么时候会想喝汽水?

• 孤单的时候,因为......当你孤单你会想起谁(汽水)!!!!

问2 ：谁最欠扁？

• 陈水…

问3：“為甚麼放煙花的時候，射不到星星。”

• 因为星星会“闪”！

问4： 为何说第二名比第一名好？

• Ｖ形嘛！（胜利的手势是什么？）

问5： 小黑、小白和小红坐过山车。请问哪一个先顶不顺？

• 小白（小白兔=小白吐）

问6：一只母鸡跟两只公鸡。猜三字。

• 三只鸡

问7：两只母鸡跟一只公鸡。猜五字。

• 还是三只鸡

问8：1.三个步骤把一只大象放进冰箱??

• 开门，放大象，关门。

问9：四个步骤把一只长颈鹿放进冰箱？？

• 开门，把大象拉出来，放长颈鹿，关门。

问10：森林举办森林大会，全部动物都有去，但有一只没去，那是什么？为什么？

• 长颈鹿，因为它还在冰箱内。

问11：有一条很长很长的河，河里有很多凶恶的鳄鱼。无论什么动物靠进都会给侵犯,但是有一天有一个猎人却成功过河，那条河没有什么桥和船。那么那个猎人是怎样过河呢？为什么？

• 鳄鱼全都去了开会

问12：那一位英雄做人最失败？

• Spiderman（失敗的man)

问13：那蜘蛛侠是什么颜色的呢？

• 是白色！（S PI DER MAN）是白的 MAN 嘛！

问14 ：一只熊迎面而来。猜一成语。

• 有备而来！（有BEAR来）

问15 ：一只羊停止了呼吸！猜一个成语。

• 扬眉吐气 (因为‘羊’没吐气嘛) 哈哈

问16 ：请问吳宗憲若打篮球，谁最能守得住他？

• 慈母啰！ 你没听过“慈母手中线（守宗憲），游子身上衣”嗎？

问17：蔡依林吃了辣椒之后都唱哪首歌？？？

• 海盗，因为"lalalala（辣辣辣辣）。

问18：左和右，哪个喜欢独奏，哪个又比较好？

• ‘左手锣，右手鼓’（左solo,右so good）

问19：什么门没有门？

• 龙门

问20：什么动物是最色（好色）的？为什么？

• 是无尾熊！因为无尾熊整天抱着树……干！

问21：是谁给了刘德华一杯忘情水？

• 啊哈！（因为“啊哈”给我一杯忘情水!）

问22：看三級片和看烹任節目有什麼相同的地方呢?

• 有得睇無得食

问23：最遲鈍的魚是甚麼魚？

• "慢"魚（鰻魚）

问24：一隻青蛙，五隻蚊和一條蛇放在一起，共有幾多隻腳？

• 一隻都沒有 (青蛙吃蚊，蛇吃青蛙)

问25：一個人由10呎高和1呎高跌下來有何分別？

• 10呎跌下來：哎呀 --> BOOM,　1呎跌下來： BOOM --> 哎呀

问26：甚麼生了毛代表己經成熟?

• 粟米(這題是正經的,好心你認真一点,不要整天想Y啦!)

问27： 请把~西瓜，班长和9的英文读出。

• 我的美人摸你的奶！（watermelon,monitor,nine）

问28：十人用一把雨伞走在街上。为什么当时他们没有被雨淋湿？

• 因为没有下雨。

问29：为何黑人不喜欢吃巧克力？

• 一样颜色，怕咬到自己的手。

问30：那个皇帝是瞎的？

• 康熙(can't see)

问31：哪个生物既是瞎子又是聋子？

• 龙虾（又聾又瞎）

问32：请问阿拉丁有几位兄弟？

• 三个，阿拉甲、阿拉乙、阿拉丙。

问33:那请问阿拉丁的母亲叫什么名字?

• A.La.Mak!

问34：熊猫许了愿。请问它许的愿是什么？

• 拍彩色照片。

问35：你的手拿着鸡蛋丢石头。哪个先破？

• 没有东西破，一手拿雞蛋，另一只手丟石頭嘛！

问36：一天，两位爸爸跟两位儿子一起去钓鱼。每个人都釣到一条鱼。为什么最终只有三条鱼呢？

• 公公，爸爸跟儿子。

问37：一个洋人夹在两个印度人的中间。你又叫什么？

• OREO饼干

问38：什么号码比熊的粪便还要大？

• 40，因为“事实胜于雄辩”(40胜于熊便)。

问39：在树上唱 RAP 的小鸟。猜一字。

• 桑（注意！在樹上唱著YO!YO!YO!)

问40：有一个人在森林庆祝生日。除了一位，全部人都有分配一块蛋糕。谁没有被分配蛋糕？

• 草，因为草莓蛋糕=草没蛋糕。

问41：大白和小白是兄弟。小白长得像大白。猜四字。

• 真相大白(真像大白)

问42：小明喝牛奶长大。那么大明喝什么长大的？

• 酒，因为久仰大名。

问43：为何鱼比米粉聪明？

• 鱼片米粉（魚騙米粉）

问44：有人晕倒时，哪一首新年歌不能唱？

• 迎春花。因为 “幸福来 幸福来 大地放光彩”听起来像 “醒不来 醒不来 大厅放棺材”。

问45：哪个号码是最懒的？哪个号码又是最勤劳的？

• 1最懒，2最勤劳。因为一不做，二不休。

问46：Osama, Saddam Hussein, Bush 和 Clinton玩麻将。哪一个会先赢？

• Saddam Hussein (Saddam 胡先)。

问47：Baby no teeth. 猜四字。

• 卑鄙无耻（baby無齿）

问48：世界上最长的车是什么车？

• 塞车

问49：羊过马路又称什么？

• 杨过

问50：羊有一个洞，又称什么呢？

• 杨康（杨过的爸爸）p/s.用福建話念嘛！

问51：为什么鸡见到了一样东西之后就死掉了？

• 电视机=电死鸡

问52：哪一个国家的人民喜欢用信用卡来付款？

• 泰国，因为sa-wa-di-ka （刷我的卡）。

问53 ：哪两种动物是住在一起的？

• 蛇跟老鼠，因为蛇鼠一窝。

问54：谁杀了包？

• 豆，因为豆沙包 = 豆杀包。

问55：为什么火鹤鸟用一只脚站？

• 当然站一只脚，如果两只脚都收起来，不是掉进池里吗？

问56：咸蛋，茶蛋跟臭鸡蛋一起考试。其中一人被指作弊。是谁？

• 咸蛋，因为咸蛋超人=咸蛋抄人。

问57：一颗心知多少钱？

• 一亿，因为一心一意（亿）。

问58：为什么鱼很狡猾？

• 奸鱼(煎鱼)

问59：什么动物最常跌到？

• 狐狸(因为狐狸很狡猾{脚滑})

问60：哪一种动物会开瓶？

• 孔雀，因为孔雀会开屏(开瓶)

问61:什麼人不記仇?

• 健忘症的人

问62:提兩桶水過橋時還要提什麼?

• 提起精神

问63:小明交了一張全黑的圖畫紙,為什麼老師說畫得很像呢?

• 他畫黑板

问64:什麼人不喜歡見到牙醫?

• 吸血鬼

问65:农夫A:卖水果......农夫B:卖蔬菜......农夫C:卖什么???

• 卖药(因为农夫C是 farmer C (PHARMCY))

问66:如果世上的人类变成了鱼，那鱼变什么呢？

• 鱼变多咯

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And also sorry to GahYain and all the Mr Fei and JayChou Fans.
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Good News!
Last friday(14/9/2007),maggie also join to play blog together.
View her blog now- Claire Diary

Last saturday(15/9/2007),i went out to lunch with family at somewhere in klang,the boss of restuarant there is very friendly and talkative,when we waiting for the food coming,the boss was talking with my father,that time i was talking with my brother about blog,sudenlly the boss tell me :" Wo Yea You Blog Leh!, PaiKut.blogspot.com .Even uncle also play blog,how can u dun play?

GrandMa also play blog,her blog still was name as most popular blog.See her sing rap:

LaoZhaBor

孤单,寂寞又凄凉(14/9/2007)

那天是星期五,那几个SeiJinYan居然放我飞机,丢下我凄凉的一人在学校孤单,寂寞T_T......还是Lily最好,虽然她爸爸是飞机师每次都放人家下飞机,但她没有放人家飞机,还有可爱的SherWyn,跟她KingGai的时侯,不知道几时居然讲到她要生几个孩子,当时在Library她用一个很甜蜜幸福地表情激动的叫到"我要生四个!......",原来她对这种Topic有性趣.一早来到学校的时侯,喔!难得Carmen有来Woh,她早已来到学校,独自一人站在班前,便走上前问候:"CarCarCarCarMen,周围都没有人,如果发生什么意外,谁来救你leh?"她微笑地对我说:"你来救我loh."waaa,脑里想着,她天天最常发生的意外就是卡在门那边,要我怎样救leh?便JinKa的回答"我又不是你舅舅,为什么要救你."haizz,自己害自几,过后就没有机会跟她KingGai了.还有美丽的YiSan,她还是一样开开心心,现在还学她爷爷唱歌leh,而且非常好听!Conclusion-实际上多数时间都再跟大牛下象棋.

Sorry for making Story again...

About Singapore

梁智强 - Jack Neo - Why We Talk Like That

Lets talk about***(11/9/2007)

说到:

:::::父母:::::
Haizzz,PMR的成绩可说是我三年的心血,但他们看了会吐血!

:::::AhNam:::::
望着AhNam的脸,突然回想起那美丽的月亮,中秋节就快到了,学校跟往年一样都会举办送小月饼礼品活动,SeiChun得6个,YainYain得7个!Jasmine有8个在她面前!!我更力害!你猜几个?开段都写了,一大个猪肉月饼 就在我面前...

:::::特别来宾:::::
当天我们学校有个 Ceramah 由一位特别来宾 , 名我忘记了 , 但好象叫什么 "咸成德" 啊,随便啦,他来为拿华文的学生讲如何写好华文,这老头还唱歌唱诗leh!我们也会!~

The Gong Poem
作者:AhNam
如 果 你 是 地 下 的 土 地~~公,
那 我 就 是 妓 院 里 的 龟~~~~公.

The Long Poem
阿 龙 花 名 叫 Ma Ka~~~~Long,
他 的 Lan Jau Is Ve ry~~~~~Long,
Diu Kao Puan W 的 Si Fat~~~~Long!

:::::ZhengHao:::::
当天这罐 Expire Date 的毫油没有来学校,仿佛一个坏货物被清除了,可说是老天有眼啊.怎么知道突然间不知到从哪里Pop出来,而且穿着家里衣喔,我走向前说:" Fan Ciong!这么现在有 Return Scroll to Tropicana 啊?可以象你这样来去自如的啊?还有你Mother没有教你怎样穿衣服的是吗?穿衣不穿裤,现在流形这样穿Meh?"他顶回我说:" JinKa !我有穿裤啦,只是这件 T-Shirt 太过大件吗,所以看不到裤吗,你什么意识喔?我便举起母指赞'好'意识Loh.然后只对我说了一句"被你炸到"就走人了.算Liao!不要讲他 Liao,Ok,Next!!!

:::::紫冰:::::
现在对我的太度一天比一天差,时好时坏的,一下子如美丽的天使舨让我感到幸福快乐,但一下子又如邪恶的魔鬼舨让我伤心难过,而且整天都一直Alex又Alex,我不管他是什么Alex还是Kotex了啦,她为何这样呢?我就不管这什多了,随便啦,有可能是因为现在那个Global Warming影响到她这粒冰啦.

hmmm,i think thats all bah.Oh Wait!One more!

:::::AhXun:::::
这条PokKai现在就整天一直Jia Hui,Jia Hui又Jia Hui,小心我打到他连加减乘除都不会.

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Sorry for all the people that been write by me.

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Saturday(1/9/2007)

Normally every Saturday i will go Tesco shopping with my family.
So i also go Tesco that day lah.
This post is write about what happen on Tesco that day.
As usual, i walk around with pulling a trolley,
走着走着...我和弟弟停在卖龙眼的地方,在那里写着No Testing,
我弟弟确一直死命地拿龙眼来吃,我看他不顺,就当场骂:
Oi!No Testing ar!
他顶我说:你看那个AhPei还不是吃?!
我对着他大声顶回他说:那里?!!!
他手拿着龙眼so用'中指'指向我后面的人,Naeee!
我转过去一看,他.他..他...!居然!淫笑地看着我!眉毛还跳了三下下下!!!
最恐怖的是!他居然是我们在学校都任识的 ''Encik Yaaaaaaaap'' !!!!!
立刻学弟弟!Naa!中指一只!然后直接ZauLou!
Arrr!惨lor!他追着来!而且速度很快,因为坐在推车里面......

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National Day?

Only 1Year1Time,i wanna see Firework!
30/8/2007 night,i was lying at sofa watching TV,
Argggggggggg,The next day only wake up!
Normally was planning to sing Negarakuku,
but我发烧.No more mood already......
National Day,i dun celebrate anything,
whole day stay at home and rest,
wan play computer,but brother using.
Why!!!!!
Nobody care about me,T_T

Money!

Haizz,
Shock drop very well,AhPaa in bad mood.
MaaMaa did't give any money.
Now even AhPaa work not stable.
So not need to think about it.
How leh?
Earn myself!
Sell mesos!Price too low,cannot lah,Next!
Sell account,ZhengHao wan buy my lv52 assasin.
Rm50,price low,But no choice,Need $$$$$$$$
T_T gonna say Byebye to my XRoyalStarX.

Sivik Exam?

Conversation between me and AhNam
Me:--------------95%,What is this?
AhNam:-----------Sivik Exam lah.
Me:--------------Haarr?

When?
i not remember leh.
Do on a piece of exercise book size paper?
Omg!is this exam?
Why we get TH for sivik...
and there all get A leh.

So how?
leave some comment plz

Back to Study(27/8/2007)

开学Lor!
星期日晚上last minute才忙着整理东西一直到两点才睡.
早上Alarm响了还起不来!
我AhMaa直接拉我头去马桶冲水Ar!4896!
Arrr!Only 5 minute to 准备...5minute later...
On the way to school,Jasmine mama car at my back!
Traffic light is red,我AhMaa踩完油!!!Jasmine!Tata!
到学校liao,Sei Lor!今天有perhimpunan,
just now 没有注意,去到学校才知道没有带到领带,
昨天整理到太好,领带美美挂在门后面Le!
when i saw Puan W,i suddenly 想起,
This week should be i went out speech,
Diu lor!i didn't prepare for my speech!
My heart jump very fast near heart attack,
Stupid Puan Tay still把speaking念成sparking,
Gan Ni Ma!Lei Wan Wo Ar?Please!Dun call me out!
Yeah!!!!!!Not me!My turn been Skip!Woooooooooo!
Today our class的SeiFeiMaLaiPo带了两个hammer来,
because wan to open the lost key lock of our class.
front is iron lock and back is steel lock,
First is GeikLinKia and some MaLaiJai play,
Stupid lah!there try on both lock,
I got back lock key lah!only need to open front的lah!
Hit the steel lock for what?Arggggggggggggg!
play,play,play,see lah hit until like that lan lan,
Go F**K the lock hole lah!Diu!
Next!is us,so we just need to open iron lock,
we fail to unlock it,But at least better then them,
So,we call the professional--The MaaaaaaKaaLong!for help,
just awhile then...Mission Complete!but lock spoil lah,^^
BapaKau!SeiFeiMaLaiPo still didn't give back my key!

emmmm,i think that all bah,^^

Holiday Life

~~~~~中午~~~~~
Lim Pei Ka Lu Kong!
我每天睡到太阳正中晒LanJau才醒来啊!T_T,LanMou烧到黑掉liao.

~~~~~下午~~~~~
Sleep and 不是玩象棋就是玩Gunz,还Lose到惨惨,Arggg!玩到很想干人!

~~~~~晚上~~~~~
坐在老豆旁边看他玩象棋,
等到他不要用liao又打Gunz一直到大概半夜4点才Stop.
Why dun i do others thing?
因为我弟弟一直坐在我旁边mah所以没有机会lor.
被他炸到!开着眼睛看着电脑睡去liao...Zzz





And sure is no study la,^^Hehehehehehe

Sot liao!(20/8/2007)

Very lazy,wake up on 1pm,
Yeah!My elder brother not at home!
after finish my lunch,staight open computer and play gunz!
keep playing...untill mom call me eat dinner...
Diu!i Sot liao!
Arggggggg!My head and eye very Pain!
Dinner eat very less,and then back to room and rest already.

Dear Brother,Good Luck!(19/8/2007)

Morning went out eat BatKutTeh with whole family at klang,
After finish,on the way to home,
we accidentally saw a board write 'Durian Festival'
Because we got nothing to do,
so we go there take a look,
alot of car and ppl there,
Woooo!Free durian to eat!
Many different tpye of good durian to choose,
Hmm,Ho char!ho char!keep eating...
Suddenly,a waiter come over here,Mr?where urs invitation card?
Diu lor!How now?
My father take out name card and give him,
and then the waiter very blur and reply,ok,enjoy urs food.
Waaaaaaa,lucky that waiter is noob.
but for safely,we faster left the place.^^.
3pm,we send my dear brother to international airport,
because he is having a what ozone competition at bangkor.
He ride the aeroplane with his teacher,teammate and jabatan ppl.
And also,yesterday my AhPa make name card for him.
Geng leh!So young got name card.
haizz,ByeBye Kor!Good luck!Oi!remember to buy something for me ar!

出街(18/8/2007)

7am mama send me go to AhLian house.
DingDong!Door open,i went in,
AhLian look very blur,wild glass hair,wearing pajamas and walk like zombie.
And then i go play online chess at computer,
AhLian sit beside me and watch chess untill sleep...Zzz
11am,we meet them at cineleisure.
Arggg!Only 2girl,SiangYee and SiewMee.So is 5boy2girl.
12pm,movie started,its the what ratatuuuyi,that tikus one.
Walau-A!AhLian sleep again!Pay money to come here sleep.Zzz...
2hour later...The show finish.
Everybody say that show is ok lah,but AhLian say very bored.
Aiya,dun care about him lah,he always like that.
Food!Second floor of curve,but dun know whats the name of shop.
AhXun call a expensive and still a very disgusting drink.
chocolate and banana what what what,i not sure.
Ewwww,everybody hate it.After finish the food,
AhXun talk got a thick banana smell come out.Diu!
Lucky he only keep talking with girl,^^,pity them,haizzz
After that,i go walk around at ceneleisure,
Waa,alot of online game free gift to take,
some still can test play there.
I follow AhLian,but AhLian care me like a dog,
I wan stop and see awhile,but he command me dun stop.Argg!
And then,that 2 girl wan go popular,ok loh,follow them,
SiangYee sot liao,buy alot of book there,
Aiya,nvm,not my problem...
time is about 4.30pm,
We say tata to 2 girl,there left,Free!!!!!!
Finally got chance to talk,
because that 2 girl keep talking cantonese,
so is only AhXun talk with them,
others 4 people include me just keep quiet and talk very less.
And then we 5people go Ta Ball together,
Only open 1 table,so only 4 ppl can play.
Fine lah!I go!U Good!I will remember U!ByeBye!
Haizz,go tesco find my family...
Mama!I am Coming!
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I did so many bad thing.

Today was the last day of exam.
The exam table list write today left only Geografi test.
But we got a bad news,Last minute adding one more subjek--Stupid Moral!
Everybody also did't prepare at all,
but if let we know also did't prepare lah ^^
i hear that alot of people was planning to Zau Lou ponteng sekolah.
After finish geografi,Most of my best friend around us
LianBean,NamPork,FanXun,XiaoYang,CharXiuPau,HaoU,YiSan,Maggie,And
the main character-My Pretty Princess Chee Peng
Waiting for me to Zau lou together,
and i still playing chess with TaNiu,
I use my max speed to finish it,win became lose,
I keep my stuff and then ran!
but i can't saw u all infront of my eye,
Dun know what to do,oh thank god bless me,
An Angel Appear on my eye,
but i ask u go where,u got no answer,
this made me very confuse that i wan to follow or not,
i went to toilet...
standing infront of miror and ask myself what to do now,
...still no answer,i went out from toilet,
sorry if u hear liao very angry,
walk back to second floor,
because of dun wan to learn bad,
so i stay,i am really sorry about that.
10.30Moral exam loh!
Dewan tertutup left only 1/3 of student doing exam,
we all sit foward to others people table,
WaiKo sit beside me,
he is so kind man,
almost all the moral question answer tell me.
but himself more Geng,staight take TaNiu paper to his table to copy.
The moral test was look like no time limit,
we ask teacher about that,
she simply answer:emm 12.30 finish lah
ewww,how can teacher like that,
the time while examing,
i went to toilet,but actually go Long Kai,
Walk around Ground floor and then third floor,
before go back to dewan tertutup,
i still go to my bag and take the chess,
Walau A!Exam time can play chess with people.
Untill 12.30 then only go back home.
The End...

Sorry For did't follow You.i am so sorry.

Today,both of my brother came back from school.
Sorry.

Sorry my Princess

Sorry for Today i same as tuesday 没有 online 陪你.
Today was chinese and sejarah exam.
I remember that monday bm paper 2 did't finish,cause make a time mistake.
Today,chinese paper 2,OH MY GOD!i did the same mistake again.
haizz...
So suay!untill
Even across the road also crash people,after say sorry,
i continure across the road,suddenly my bag fall,
My chess drop out and rolling on the road,
that time,me and ah nam was looking at the car go ahead the chess,
Ah nam keep saying:Pao Tiao!(i hate this jin ka motion)
i feel wan to 打他,but at the end 我没有打他是因为
不要破坏这个non-halal的食物,不要浪废啊!
(Nam Pork The Best!)
when no car,then only go to road centre pick up the chess.
Ah nam say:小心被车撞啊.
I say: 被车小心的撞啊?Diu!
Dun know why ar,我居然shacking my bum at the road centre.
I can't believe i did it,eww,so shameless.

Exam Lor!

At Home?I did't study.
Everyday Online and waiting for u!
First time meet u in Gunz,
because of u go cc,after u leave,
dun know when can meet u again,
i few so sad.

At school?also did't serius study.
Everyday Play Chess.
Today the Math Exam So hard.
But that sit behind me 的那条
play fire burn untill black black 的 Geik Lin Kia
Last friday,English Exam he say that,Now He repeat AGAin!Arggggggggggggg!
Lan Ci me Damn easy and say sure get A!
whatever thing also cannot really hurt me,but he did it!
I look 不爽 him since the first day i saw him.
Why got this tpye of people in this world?
No!He is Not HUMAN!He is...Si Fat Guai?
And still sit so near distance from me when exam?
How i pay attention to do my exam?
Why my place got feng shui problem?
I hate Him!i really hate him!Argggggggg!
He is so lucky to become the first people i scold in blog.
What can i do????!!!!!T_T

Haizz,Tonight Can't Sleep Well.

Ok,enough for Today

Time to Orh Orh Liao!
Muack!
TaTa!^^

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Anybody can Teach me how to improve my blog please?
It was too Hard for me!
T_T

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